So the anthem now goes something like this: C'mon, baby don't you wanna go/back to that same old place/sweet home ring of steel Chicago.
Robert Johnson must be spitting fire in his bluesy grave because the North Atlantic Treaty Organization (NATO), for its 25th summit, is occupying Chicago like it was Kabul - with Americans treated as concentric circles of Taliban. The Department of Homeland Security has branded the summit a "National Special Security Event"; that means the Secret Service, in practice, has taken over Chicago.
It's lockdown time - complete with Iraq-style concrete barriers; battalions sporting upgraded riot gear; "extraction teams" to snatch and grab pinpointed protesters in a "low intensity conflict" environment; and an Orwellian guest star, the LRAD (long-range acoustic device) - a sound cannon bound to "ensure a consistent message is delivered to large crowds", according to the Chicago Police Department.
It sounds like a zany remake of John Landis's immortal The Blues Brothers. So what role would US President Barack Obama, the Drone Godfather, play? Aretha Franklin singing Think ? Or Godfather of Soul James Brown leading the gospel choir to "see the light"? Obama, after all, is on a Mission from God himself - the MC of the militarization of Chicago mirroring NATO's militarization of the planet.
As for the masses of Americans who refuse to be occupied, or who are bent on turning Occupy Chicago into Occupy NATO, their plight sounds more like Albert King; Born under a bad sign/I've been down since I began to crawl/if it wasn't for bad luck/I wouldn't have no luck at all.
Married to the mob
NATO's Chicago summit is essentially a celebration of the "Strategic Concept"  adopted at the Lisbon summit in November 2010 - which is a sort of more palatable version of the Pentagon's "full spectrum dominance" doctrine.
Crucially, last month in a Pentagon/NATO funfest in Norfolk, Virginia, US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton  stressed the Chicago summit would "recognize the operational, financial and political contributions of our partners across a range of efforts to defend our common values in the Balkans, Afghanistan, the Middle East, and North Africa".
One wonders what kind of "common values" are inbuilt in a bogus fight against a ghostly "al-Qaeda" in Afghanistan - which has meant in fact NATO getting its ass kicked for interminable 11 years by hordes of enraged nationalistic Pashtuns with Kalashnikovs and rocket launchers.
And what kind of "common values" were packaged in the "humanitarian" bombing of Libya by the NATO/AFRICOM combo - when the end product, NATO rebel-controlled Libya, turns out to be a racist, hardcore Islamist heaven-cum-militia hell, now exported to neighbors such as Mali.
Not to mention that NATO adamantly refuses to acknowledge it killed scores of civilians in Libya as part of its R2P (responsibility to protect) mission on behalf of ... civilians.
Yet, when it comes to NATO "partners", things are as sweet as cherry pie.
Becoming a "partner" to NATO, especially for smaller countries, is not entirely dissimilar to being forced to a marriage with the mob.
More sophisticated techniques of extortion apply. Why don't you join our (nom du jour) freedom coalition? Why don't you contribute with some troops? Why don't you buy some gorgeous weapons from us? Or else ...
Have you ever loved a drone?
NATO itself says Chicago  will discuss three main topics:
The "commitment to Afghanistan". Translation; let's occupy it forever, at least with three major bases (Bagram, Shindand and Kandahar), but we must find a way to spin it nicely. And then we gotta make those Central Asian "stans" give us more bases.
The "capabilities" to "defend its population and territory" - as in defending North America and Europe by bombing and/or occupying parts of Central Asia or Africa. This is all bundled up as "challenges of the 21st century".
NATO's "network of partners across the globe".
The NATO partnership maze stands as one of the most successful handouts of boxes full of chocolate in history.
They include; the Partnership for Peace; the Mediterranean Dialogue; the Istanbul Cooperation Initiative; the Kosovo Force; Operation Ocean Shield (off the Horn of Africa); Operation Unified Protector (in Libya); Operation Active Endeavor (across the Mediterranean); the Troop Contributing Countries in Afghanistan, which feature Asia-Pacific nations such as Malaysia, Mongolia, Singapore, South Korea and Tonga; and the monstrous Partnership Cooperation Menu (with over 1,600 main dishes and side dishes).
There is also the Russian-NATO Council (RNC); that's as fractious a relationship as humanly conceivable, essentially because of the US obsession with missile defense.
NATO secretary general, the unctuous Dane Anders Fogh Rasmussen, already stressed that in Chicago NATO will announce "initial operational capability" for the joint US-NATO interceptor missile system in Europe. Translation; a phenomenal business venture for Boeing, Lockheed Martin and Raytheon.
NATO spins it as a "defense system" for Europe against North Korean or Iranian inter-continental ballistic missiles. This is absolute nonsense. This "defense system" is bound to be integrated into the Pentagon's first strike capability. Russian intelligence knows exactly who's supposed to be the real target.
No wonder Russia won't be at the Chicago funfest. Nor China. Nor Iran. Pakistan - for a still undisclosed amount of shiny metal carrots - is back at the last minute. None of this deters NATO. There is an internal drive to forge some sort of partnership with the BRICS group of emerging powers (Brazil, Russia, India, China and South Africa) - all in the name of "security on a global level". The BRICS are not interested.
Still, "liberated" Iraq will inevitably be annexed to the Istanbul Cooperation Initiative. "Liberated" Libya will be inserted into the Mediterranean Dialogue. The same will happen to Syria (provided a Mission from God installs regime change). "Evil" Iran, on the other hand, will always be excluded. Unless a Mission from God produces regime change.
NATOspeak defines this partnership free-for-all as the need for "improving interoperability", part of the overall plan to build a "hub of relationships around the world". That's the Lisbon 2010 Strategic Concept in practice; Globocop NATO expanding to - literally - reach the stars.
So Chicago is just a test run - an advanced stage, compared to Gaza or Sadr City in Baghdad, of what the RAND corporation used to call MOUT (Military Operations in Urban Terrain). NATO after all has seen the future - and is immersing itself body and soul in the "war of the drones". If you can't beat them in Pashtunistan, at least you can corral them in the home of the blues. Woke up this morning/and I found my baby droned.